I talk like a valley girl. It's retarded.

When asked about the possiblity of reading other people's minds:
If my mind was read, I'd be in, like, jail or something. They'd be like "K she's nuts man; put her away." Leonardo DiCaprio would, like, hide from me. My mother would be horrified. My friends would be insulted. Casting directors would be really insulted.

I would love to give make-overs; is that shallow?

I love people with big eyes. Think you can get that surgically?

You guys, this chat is kinda boring.

I was a really weird kid.

I hate seeing all these thin girls prancing around in Gucci. I just want to take a gun and shoot them right in their thin little stomachs.

Having fans is wonderful.

Jewel explains why she left Space Cases after the first season:
Peter, you bum. No, lets tell them the real reason. It came to Peter's attention that I was making bombs in my dressing room and that was against Nick[elodeon] rules or something. It was the bomb thing. Peter just walked in on me at the wrong time--caught me with the stuff. Whoops. I was a good old trouble maker. Just a bomb, he saw my list on how to take over the world--how to fire the writers and take over the show like Roseanne.

I have two cats who really don't know I'm alive except when they need a place to sleep.

Becca is cool though, I actually answer to it; can you believe that?

Commenting on two characters in Flash Forward:
So what if Jack is mean to Tucker? You people need a life.

And for those who confuse her with Becca from Flash Forward:
I am not Becca... Newsflash.

Giving advice to an aspiring actor:
Think of going onstage as a joke. It's easier to deal with stage fright. That's what I did; I just laughed and acted stupid; thats how I got Cat.

I love things that make me cry.

What did you do online yesterday, Jewel? Gee, I had a snowball fight.

I think I'm going to sing karaoke and ride the Ferris wheel and spit off the top, and love every minute of it.

Contradicting a fan, she insists that she is not famous with some sarcasm:
While eating dried dog, the people in India have a Jewel Staite film festival.

I don't wear baggy clothes. I don't see the need.

I love love.