"Comedy is serious business."
"Someone is gonna get hurt."
"Gotta go."
"Have I told you that I love you lately?"
"Here goes nothing."
"Hi."
"I don't think so."
"I know!"
"Jealousy is like a disease."
"But I have no inner champion."
"Oh."
"Something always goes wrong."
"Sure, too bad."
"Thank you."
"It's like, totally."
"There are two kinds of people in this world."
"Yeah!"
"Yes, it is!"
"You know..."